Almost a half century ago, a sixty-four-ounce glass bottle of 7up, the uncola, left its mark. It was Christmas 1973, when soda pop came in glass, not plastic, bottles and were measured in ounces, not liters. Anyway, if memory serves, my brothers and I were playing a game of Skittle-Bowl, a Christmas gift that year, and about to partake in a little holiday bubbly.
Before opening the 7up bottle, I recall, it accidentally
dropped to the floor. For every action there is a reaction. Retrieved, the
now agitated uncola erupted, ejecting its bottle cap with such force that it
passed through a plastic hanging lamp shade above. It left a jagged hole in it
on its way to the ceiling.
It was one of those what could have been moments
in the family history. One of us could have lost an eye or suffered some other
serious injury from the unleashed uncola. But no physical harm came to any
human on the scene. And the hanging lamp endures to this day as a reminder of what
once was.
I miss 1973. The family car was a used 1968 Buick Skylark. The Mets were the National League champions. Local Sam’s Pizza served up a greasy delight back then when only whole pies were put in boxes, which were tied with string. Four oozing slices in a small paper bag was a sight to behold. My father called the place the “grease shop,” but the grease was—depending on the age of the pizza—a maker or breaker. There was good grease and bad grease, let’s put it that way.
There was a great bakery in the neighborhood, too:
Shelvyn’s. Standout standalone bakeries are hard to come by nowadays in these
parts. Supermarkets with their own bakery departments and changing tastes and
times have seen to that. Once upon a time this otherworldly bakery on the main
thoroughfare served up a cream donut the likes of which will never be sampled
again. It was deep-fried, dense, and delicious. Not unlike the grease factor
with pizza, the dense factor with donuts can either be a good thing or a bad
thing.
I haven’t had 7up in quite a while. I wonder if it still tastes the way it did when Geoffrey Holder was the product’s TV pitchman and bottle caps passed through lampshades at warp speed. Probably not. For it was a simpler time when the Skylark, with my father behind the wheel, slid off an icy road into a ditch in the environs of Bangor, Pennsylvania, home of my maternal grandparents. A good Samaritan—a farmer in his tractor—got us back on course. That also was Christmastime 1973. A lot happened that week. It’s fair to say that then I wasn’t mulling over what life would be like in 2022.
(Photos from the personal collection of Nicholas
Nigro)
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